WHAT!?!

I just watched 5 minutes of One Tree Hill because I was awaiting Gossip Girl to come on and I see a girl making a suicide phone call then a shot of her in the tub with a cell phone and slit wrists. I'M APPALLED!!!!!!! I'd almost rather watch Adam Lambert jam a man's face in his crotch. Almost....

Just had to get that out....does anyone else feel TV is getting way out of line???

What Adam Lambert has to say....

 Lambert's act was edited. I say THANK YOU. Adam says this,

"If it's edited, that's discrimination," Adam said. "I will be a little disappointed because there is a little bit of discrimination going in this country. There's a big double standard, female pop artists have been doing things provocative like that for years, and the fact that I'm a male, and I'll be edited and discriminated against could be a problem."
Adam said he's only trying to add a little shock to his show - something many before him have done.
"Shock is fun, shock rock is like something that existed, for example, like in the 70's, Alice Cooper...David Bowie, you had artists that liked to push the envelope and that's what made them so fresh," he explained. "Prince for example, wore a**less chaps one year...I think that surprise is part of entertainment. I think that it keeps people watching its fun, it makes you laugh and it should be that way. And if it made you uncomfortable, maybe I'm not for you."

 Adam is saying just because he's a gay man he's being discriminated. Listen Adam, that's not the case. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to see me involved in that behavior so in return I expect the same respect. (In his defense Shakira did have alot of pelvic thrusts in her act last night, but ya know what I didn't enjoy that either!) I think there is a fine line between what is sexy and what's offensive and I think Adam's act was offensive and not in good taste. Sorry Adam.

Note to Adam:  PLEASE KEEP EVERYTHING HIDDEN AND LEFT TO THE IMAGINATION. OR GET A SPECIAL ON HBO LATE NIGHT. THANK YOU.

P.S. Didn't Kris Allen win IDOL?!? Just sayin...

In case you live in a cave, Adam Lambert is gay.

Here is a picture from last night's American Music Awards. Now look, we know Adam Lambert is gay. Congrats for coming out of the closet. But please, easy on the eyeliner and please don't make me watch this without having to order HBO. Thanks.

Christmas has come early ladies!

Yummy!!! I can't wait for New Moon on Friday!!

Gilmore Girls THE MOVIE?!?! YES YES YES

"Although Sherman-Palladino declines to detail her intended journey for Rory, suffice it to say it would not have involved her joining Obama on the campaign trail. And while she’s also mum on what she had in store for the rest of the Gilmore gang, she does hint that she “had planned different paths” for them, too. “I don’t want to totally say [what my ideas were], because if there is a movie in the making, I’m going to be basically delving back into where I left off, and then I’m kind of [screwed].”

Yep, you read that correctly. AS-P, who’s currently hard at work on a new dramedy for HBO, is not giving up on the possibility of a Gilmore movie. “Anything can happen,” she insists. “I’m in touch with [Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel]. If there’s a story to tell, then absolutely I think we’re all going to want to tell it. That’s the bottom line."

*PLEASE HAPPEN! I'D BE SOOO EXCITED!!!!*

NATE BERKUS IS GETTING HIS OWN SHOW!

One of my favorite gays is getting his own talk show next year! See it's good to be friends with Oprah!!

LOVE THIS COVER

This is Anya Marina doing a cover of T.I.'s Whatever You Like

Happy Birthday to one of my future husbands

They broke up!

Julianne Hough and Chuck Wicks have decided to call it quits, a source tells PEOPLE. “This was mutual. They needed some time apart,” says the source.

Did you watch 90210 last night?!?

Did you watch 90210 last night?! Well for those of you that would actually admit to watching this horrendous show then you know what I'm talking about when i say, 'Annie's bra."

So Jasper and Annie get "intimate" and Annie takes off her shirt to reveal her training bra.

WHATTTTTTTTTT

If I could get a picture of it I would. I don't get how on Gossip Girl they are having threesomes and yet in LA the high schoolers are still in training bras. If you can actually stand watching the show for that long-the bra is definitely worth watching. The bad acting-not so much.

THEY WIN! THEY WIN!! THE YANKEES WIN!

As much as I enjoyed watching the game....I also liked being on Kate Hudson watch. However, she must have been freezing!!!! I'm cold just looking at her! It was cold last night-is she crazy!?! She looks cute though-props for that but I blame actresses for not being able to find sweaters with SLEEVES! What's up with the tank sweaters....you are USELESS to me. USELESS!

Well, he's enthusiastic, ay?

I'm all for gay rights!!! But if I'm that happy when I get proposed to GOOD LORD! And what's with the same name!?!? Is this the new trend?!? Do I need to look for a man named Cara?!?

Do you still watch The Hills?

The Hills is SOOO BAD!! It's painful to watch. I can't do it. I mean, I do it, but it hurts every time. However, last night The Hills After Show was on and they are HILARIOUS!! I love them. Could they get their own talk show?? And can I be part of it? Thanks.

SAY WHAT?!

 From Wikipedia.com regarding Fiona Apple's "When the Pawn" album which in fact is the greatest CD ever made (and i'll stick by that):

Apple's second album, When the Pawn..., was released in 1999. Its full title is When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You'll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You Know That You're Right. The title is a poem Apple wrote after reading letters that appeared in Spin regarding an article that had cast her in a negative light in an earlier issue.
The title's length earned it a spot in the Guinness Book of Records for 2001.

However, as of October 2007, it is no longer the longest album title, as Soulwax released Most of the Remixes, a remix album whose title surpasses When the Pawn...'s length by 100 characters.
The full title of the double-CD compilation is:

Most of the remixes we've made for other people over the years except for the one for Einstürzende Neubauten because we lost it and a few we didn't think sounded good enough or just didn't fit in length-wise, but including some that are hard to find because either people forgot about them or simply because they haven't been released yet, a few we really love, one we think is just ok, some we did for free, some we did for money, some for ourselves without permission and some for friends as swaps but never on time and always at our studio in Ghent.

It is noted for having a 545-character album title, about 100 characters more than the Fiona Apple album When the Pawn..., which previously held the supposed record for being the longest title for a major label album. This was later surpassed by the 2008 Chumbawamba album The Boy Bands Have Won..., with its full title containing over 700 characters of text.

The Boy Bands Have Won, and All The Copyists and The Tribute Bands and The TV Talent Show Producers Have Won, If We Allow Our Culture To Be Shaped By Mimicry, Whether From Lack Of Ideas Or From Exaggerated Respect. You Should Never Try To Freeze Culture. What You Can Do Is Recycle That Culture. Take Your Older Brother’s Hand-Me-Down Jacket and Re-Style It, Re-Fashion It to the Point Where It Becomes Your Own. But Don’t Just Regurgitate Creative History, Or Hold Art And Music And Literature As Fixed, Untouchable And Kept Under Glass. The People Who Try To ‘Guard’ Any Particular Form Of Music Are, Like The Copyists And Manufactured Bands, Doing It The Worst Disservice, Because The Only Thing That You Can Do To Music That Will Damage It Is Not Change It, Not Make It Your Own. Because Then It Dies, Then It’s Over, Then It’s Done, and The Boy Bands Have Won.

Chumbawamba got knocked down and should have stayed down! Did anyone else beside Wikipedia even know they had a new album?? And by new, I mean a year old!! Plus their title resembles Fiona's poem. BE ORIGINAL. Team Fiona.

It's Back!!

The Starbucks Holiday Cups are back? Are you ready for it?

jingle bells jingle bells.....oh sorry it's NOVEMBER 3rd!!!

Clearly I'm not ready....

This is NOT a man

Ok. Does anyone find Doug dressed as a tooth fairy funny?? I think he is a fairy.....wait WHAT who said that?