Umm can you bring SEXY back...thanks

Justin Timberlake announcing the Emmy Nominees.

Go Shop!

Charlotte Ronson's Holiday Shopping Party is TONIGHT!

Discounts on all merchandise storewide:
Charlotte Ronson Fall - 50% off
Charlotte Ronson Holiday - 30% off
Non Charlotte Ronson items - 15% off
There will also be a selection of jewelry from the just launched Ann Dexter Jones Jewels collection.

Charlotte Ronson
239 Mulberry Street
Between Prince and Spring
MONDAY DECEMBER 14TH 2009
5:30pm - 7:30pm

CUTE UGGS FOR CHARITY!

Want to get your hands on some one-of-a-kind UGGs specially created by designers like Stuart Weitzman, Betsey Johnson, Christian Siriano, Rebecca Minkoff and more?  What if you could get these amazing boots AND donate to charity at the same time?  Now you can, thanks to Charity Folks!  

Charity Folks is the leading online marketplace offering auction items donated by celebrities and unique brands. From small stocking-stuffer items, to once-in-a-lifetime experiences, every auction on CharityFolks.com raises money for non-profit organizations around the world. 

UGG’s Annual Art & Sole Auction ends today at 3pm EST!  Auction proceeds benefit St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital; visit www.charityfolks.com to get your hands on a pair of these beautiful boots!

THE LISA WEXLER SHOW IS MOVING TO DRIVE TIME!!!

That's right. You're favorite radio host will be moving to drive time. Make sure you tune in for "Cara's Celebrity Catch Up" starting in January! You won't want to miss it!

Welcome to the Bad Girls Club

Met Kate from the newest season of the Bad Girls Club last night. She was so nice!!! Watch her on Oxygen this season!!!!

Jill Zarin's Holiday Party

Jill Zarin threw a fabulous party last night at Bryant Park!!

Miley Cyrus has a TAT!

Miley Cyrus was photographed yesterday revealing a tatoo under her right bosom. It says "just breathe." I like it but doesn't Lindsay Lohan have a white tattoo on her wrist that says breathe? She does actually. I was trying to act like I didn't know that information but I totally do. Either way I dig the whole breathing thing.

Rodarte for Target this month!

Just in time for the holidays, the edgy-chic Rodarte for Target collection will launch in Target stores and on target.com December 20.  Ranging in price from $9.99 - $79.99, the line includes a variety of statement-making pieces, like lace and tulle dresses and skirts, leopard-print sequin frocks, netted legwear, silk camis and bow belts, making designer fashion available for all at a great value.

The collection will be in stores from December 20 through January 31.

Lace Bow Dress in Yellow Leopard, $44.99 Lace Tights in Black, $12.99	Lace Cardigan in Mustard, $29.99 Lace Cami in Black, $19.99 Lace and Tulle Skirt in Mustard, $29.99 Bow Belt in Black, $12.99 Lace Tights in Black, $12.99
Swiss Dot Lace Dress in Blue, $39.99 Bow Belt in Yellow Leopard, $12.99 Cut-Out Knee Highs in Tan/Peach	Denim Jacket, $39.99 Tulle Bow Top in Navy, $24.99 Lace and Tulle Skirt in Navy, $29.99 Lace Tights in Black, $12.99
Sequin Rib Cage Dress in Black, $49.99 Striped Tee in White/Navy, $16.99 Lace Tights in Black, $12.99	Sequin Dress in Gray Leopard, $44.99 Lace Cardigan in Black, $29.99 Bow Belt in Gray Leopard, $12.99 Lace Tights in Black, $12

Are You Sleeping With Tiger Woods?

Because it seems like everyone else is these days. Here's what Tiger has to say:

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.
Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.
I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

Is this on your Christmas list?

Naughtibod vibrates to the tunes on your iPod, iPhone, or mp3 player. Its silhouette is as enticing to the eye, as its velvety finish is to the touch. You won’t want to put it down! Use your volume wheel to turn up the vibes and harness the power of your playlist. Just how ‘naughti” your playlist is depends on you!

The Naughtibod line of vibes are smaller in size than their sister, OhMiBod, and have a new sculpted shape all their own.  Oh and in case you're wondering-there's an APP for that.....HAHAHA I crack myself up! Happy Holidays!!

Nicole Richie Back on TV!?!

Nicole Richie the daughter of soul legend Lionel Richie has spread her wings and is flying to Primetime. “The Simple Life” star is starring and producing a half hour comedy sitcom on ABC loosely based on her life. The script centers around Richie as a professional woman with complicated family relationships and struggling to figure out what role she’ll take as her life and family evolve.

I CAN'T WAIT! LOVE HER!

Zac Posen to Design For TARGET

Target announces Zac Posen as the next limited-edition designer for GO International^®, an innovative program designed to offer guests reasonably-priced fashion created by world-renowned designers.  Zac Posen will launch his exclusive collection available at most Target stores nationwide and online at Target.com.  The women’s fashion collection will launch on April 25, 2010, and be available through May 30, 2010.

WHAT!?!

I just watched 5 minutes of One Tree Hill because I was awaiting Gossip Girl to come on and I see a girl making a suicide phone call then a shot of her in the tub with a cell phone and slit wrists. I'M APPALLED!!!!!!! I'd almost rather watch Adam Lambert jam a man's face in his crotch. Almost....

Just had to get that out....does anyone else feel TV is getting way out of line???

What Adam Lambert has to say....

 Lambert's act was edited. I say THANK YOU. Adam says this,

"If it's edited, that's discrimination," Adam said. "I will be a little disappointed because there is a little bit of discrimination going in this country. There's a big double standard, female pop artists have been doing things provocative like that for years, and the fact that I'm a male, and I'll be edited and discriminated against could be a problem."
Adam said he's only trying to add a little shock to his show - something many before him have done.
"Shock is fun, shock rock is like something that existed, for example, like in the 70's, Alice Cooper...David Bowie, you had artists that liked to push the envelope and that's what made them so fresh," he explained. "Prince for example, wore a**less chaps one year...I think that surprise is part of entertainment. I think that it keeps people watching its fun, it makes you laugh and it should be that way. And if it made you uncomfortable, maybe I'm not for you."

 Adam is saying just because he's a gay man he's being discriminated. Listen Adam, that's not the case. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to see me involved in that behavior so in return I expect the same respect. (In his defense Shakira did have alot of pelvic thrusts in her act last night, but ya know what I didn't enjoy that either!) I think there is a fine line between what is sexy and what's offensive and I think Adam's act was offensive and not in good taste. Sorry Adam.

Note to Adam:  PLEASE KEEP EVERYTHING HIDDEN AND LEFT TO THE IMAGINATION. OR GET A SPECIAL ON HBO LATE NIGHT. THANK YOU.

P.S. Didn't Kris Allen win IDOL?!? Just sayin...

In case you live in a cave, Adam Lambert is gay.

Here is a picture from last night's American Music Awards. Now look, we know Adam Lambert is gay. Congrats for coming out of the closet. But please, easy on the eyeliner and please don't make me watch this without having to order HBO. Thanks.

Christmas has come early ladies!

Yummy!!! I can't wait for New Moon on Friday!!

Gilmore Girls THE MOVIE?!?! YES YES YES

"Although Sherman-Palladino declines to detail her intended journey for Rory, suffice it to say it would not have involved her joining Obama on the campaign trail. And while she’s also mum on what she had in store for the rest of the Gilmore gang, she does hint that she “had planned different paths” for them, too. “I don’t want to totally say [what my ideas were], because if there is a movie in the making, I’m going to be basically delving back into where I left off, and then I’m kind of [screwed].”

Yep, you read that correctly. AS-P, who’s currently hard at work on a new dramedy for HBO, is not giving up on the possibility of a Gilmore movie. “Anything can happen,” she insists. “I’m in touch with [Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel]. If there’s a story to tell, then absolutely I think we’re all going to want to tell it. That’s the bottom line."

*PLEASE HAPPEN! I'D BE SOOO EXCITED!!!!*

NATE BERKUS IS GETTING HIS OWN SHOW!

One of my favorite gays is getting his own talk show next year! See it's good to be friends with Oprah!!

LOVE THIS COVER

This is Anya Marina doing a cover of T.I.'s Whatever You Like

Happy Birthday to one of my future husbands

They broke up!

Julianne Hough and Chuck Wicks have decided to call it quits, a source tells PEOPLE. “This was mutual. They needed some time apart,” says the source.

Did you watch 90210 last night?!?

Did you watch 90210 last night?! Well for those of you that would actually admit to watching this horrendous show then you know what I'm talking about when i say, 'Annie's bra."

So Jasper and Annie get "intimate" and Annie takes off her shirt to reveal her training bra.

WHATTTTTTTTTT

If I could get a picture of it I would. I don't get how on Gossip Girl they are having threesomes and yet in LA the high schoolers are still in training bras. If you can actually stand watching the show for that long-the bra is definitely worth watching. The bad acting-not so much.

THEY WIN! THEY WIN!! THE YANKEES WIN!

As much as I enjoyed watching the game....I also liked being on Kate Hudson watch. However, she must have been freezing!!!! I'm cold just looking at her! It was cold last night-is she crazy!?! She looks cute though-props for that but I blame actresses for not being able to find sweaters with SLEEVES! What's up with the tank sweaters....you are USELESS to me. USELESS!

Well, he's enthusiastic, ay?

I'm all for gay rights!!! But if I'm that happy when I get proposed to GOOD LORD! And what's with the same name!?!? Is this the new trend?!? Do I need to look for a man named Cara?!?

Do you still watch The Hills?

The Hills is SOOO BAD!! It's painful to watch. I can't do it. I mean, I do it, but it hurts every time. However, last night The Hills After Show was on and they are HILARIOUS!! I love them. Could they get their own talk show?? And can I be part of it? Thanks.

SAY WHAT?!

 From Wikipedia.com regarding Fiona Apple's "When the Pawn" album which in fact is the greatest CD ever made (and i'll stick by that):

Apple's second album, When the Pawn..., was released in 1999. Its full title is When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You'll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You Know That You're Right. The title is a poem Apple wrote after reading letters that appeared in Spin regarding an article that had cast her in a negative light in an earlier issue.
The title's length earned it a spot in the Guinness Book of Records for 2001.

However, as of October 2007, it is no longer the longest album title, as Soulwax released Most of the Remixes, a remix album whose title surpasses When the Pawn...'s length by 100 characters.
The full title of the double-CD compilation is:

Most of the remixes we've made for other people over the years except for the one for Einstürzende Neubauten because we lost it and a few we didn't think sounded good enough or just didn't fit in length-wise, but including some that are hard to find because either people forgot about them or simply because they haven't been released yet, a few we really love, one we think is just ok, some we did for free, some we did for money, some for ourselves without permission and some for friends as swaps but never on time and always at our studio in Ghent.

It is noted for having a 545-character album title, about 100 characters more than the Fiona Apple album When the Pawn..., which previously held the supposed record for being the longest title for a major label album. This was later surpassed by the 2008 Chumbawamba album The Boy Bands Have Won..., with its full title containing over 700 characters of text.

The Boy Bands Have Won, and All The Copyists and The Tribute Bands and The TV Talent Show Producers Have Won, If We Allow Our Culture To Be Shaped By Mimicry, Whether From Lack Of Ideas Or From Exaggerated Respect. You Should Never Try To Freeze Culture. What You Can Do Is Recycle That Culture. Take Your Older Brother’s Hand-Me-Down Jacket and Re-Style It, Re-Fashion It to the Point Where It Becomes Your Own. But Don’t Just Regurgitate Creative History, Or Hold Art And Music And Literature As Fixed, Untouchable And Kept Under Glass. The People Who Try To ‘Guard’ Any Particular Form Of Music Are, Like The Copyists And Manufactured Bands, Doing It The Worst Disservice, Because The Only Thing That You Can Do To Music That Will Damage It Is Not Change It, Not Make It Your Own. Because Then It Dies, Then It’s Over, Then It’s Done, and The Boy Bands Have Won.

Chumbawamba got knocked down and should have stayed down! Did anyone else beside Wikipedia even know they had a new album?? And by new, I mean a year old!! Plus their title resembles Fiona's poem. BE ORIGINAL. Team Fiona.

It's Back!!

The Starbucks Holiday Cups are back? Are you ready for it?

jingle bells jingle bells.....oh sorry it's NOVEMBER 3rd!!!

Clearly I'm not ready....

This is NOT a man

Ok. Does anyone find Doug dressed as a tooth fairy funny?? I think he is a fairy.....wait WHAT who said that?

Kelly Ripa as Rachel Zoe was HILARIOUS

hahahaha I'd die! The Regis and Kelly Halloween Episode was 
amazing! 
Kelly was Lady Gaga and Regis was Susan Boyle-HYSTERICAL
Kelly also did Single Ladies and the did New Jersey Housewives!!  
Well done!

Tyra Dresses Up

Tyra Banks dresses up as Kim Kardashian for Halloween and I must say-she looks pretty damn good!!

Why You Should Never Go Hiking

Taylor Mitchell, an up and coming artist, has been killed by a pack of coyotes while hiking in Nova Scotia. The 19-year-old singer-songwriter from Toronto was set upon as she walked alone in the Cape Breton Highlands national park and died of bite wounds in hospital. (wait what!?!)
Other hikers heard the singer's screams during the attack on Tuesday and called for help. When Mounties arrived they shot one of the animals, but it escaped. They found Mitchell in a critical condition with bites over her entire body.
She was airlifted to hospital in Halifax, but died the next day.
The trail has been sealed off and parks officials are trying to hunt down the animals to find out why they attacked a human. It has been reported that one of the animals was later shot dead. Park superintendent Helene Robichaud said there had been reports of aggressive animals in the past "but we certainly never have had anything so dramatic and tragic".(ya think?!?)
Coyotes, which also are known as prairie wolves, are found throughout north America, but wildlife biologist Bob Bancroft said attacks on humans are extremely rare. He said the animals may have thought Mitchell was a deer. (say whaaaaaat!)
Mitchell was in the region on tour promoting her first album, For Your Consideration. Earlier this month she was nominated for the 2009 Canadian Folk Music Awards in the young performer of the year category.

Killed by Coyotes!!!!You heard it hear first-nothing good comes out of hiking! Do yourself a favor workout at a gym. Much more enjoyable-unless you have to deal with guidos then go buy a freakin treadmill.

My Prayers Have Been Answered!!!

Nick Zano is coming to Melrose Place!!!! Oh how I've loved him since the days he was on What I Like About You. And yes I happened to watch that show. And yes I happen to own the entire season on DVD. And yes, it so happens its a bootleg version since I bought it 2 years ago and not all the seasons were out. THANK YOU INTERNET!!!

Busy Busy Busy

I am busy designing the new secretsofajewishmother.com website. Stay tuned!! And be sure to buy the book when it hits shelves April 15th 2010!

This May Be One of the Greatest Dresses EVER!

Trip Down Memory Lane....

Yes, she once was the hottest woman in the world.
Now she's the poster child for what can happen when you do drugs and date girls.

At least we'll always have Mean Girls....

Hey-remember when she was hot?

What happened to La Lohan???

Why do they always kick the hot guy off.....

So, clearly I'm obsessed with the new Melrose Place. Now there are all these blogs saying Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is getting kicked off...wah wah wah. First of all have you seen her act?!?! How did she even get hired let alone fired???

Seriously people.

However, that's not the sad news. The sad news is is that the really hot guy Augie (see picture) got kicked off too!!!

Woah woah woah whose idea was that?!?!

Now we are left with the short blonde boy and the Michael Phelps look alike. I think they need some hotties ASAP. Do you not agree???

Did you read this???

Ok, so there is this article in this weeks People Magazine that talks about two people with the same name getting married. Not like when Paris was dating Paris, no because that was just the first name, this couple share the same first AND last name. They are Kelly Hildebrandt and Kelly Hidlebrandt.

Seriously?

Oh wait it gets better....

They met on FACEBOOK! She facebooks him because they have the same name. Then they start talking and then they get married.

REALLY?

Note to friends: if any of you marry someone with the same name....i'm not coming. It is NOT cute. In fact, it's gross. Here's to you George Forman 1, George Forman 2, George Forman 3.......

Bethenny Frankel is Enagaged....if you care

Pictures from Last Night Kodak's Event at the Opia Lounge

Pictures from Last Night Kodak's Event at the Opia Lounge

I'm on GuestofaGuest.com!!!

http://guestofaguest.com/nyc-events/the-real-housewives-celebrate-the-kodak-gallery-re-launch/

Gilmore Girls coming to HBO

So this was posted on Perezhilton.com:

"Ever wished the women on the Gilmore Girls had a little more free range with their vernacular? (We mean in the filthy sense, of course!)

Well, the creator of the series, Amy Sherman-Palladino is headed over to HBO to write and executive produce another mother-daughter dramedy. The story is a little different this time around, following "three adult sisters, all writers who share the same apartment building with their literary lioness mother."

However, we're sure she'll bring the same kind of spunk and rapid fire banter you fans are used to. It'll just also have a lot more nakedness and foul language that you're not so used too.

Who's looking forward to this?"

Well, Perez, I AM!! I loved Gilmore Girls and my life in some strange way was almost identical to it. BUT Amy Sherman Palladino tried to do that other show that was on after Gimore Girls ended that was AWFUL! "The Return of Jezebel James"......remember???? I didn't I had to look up the name on Wikipedia. So I am hoping this is going to be like Gilmore Girls meets Sex in the City....yesssssss.

Song Obsession at the moment

Alanis Morissette, "That I Would Be Good"

Seriously....is there anything Serena van der Woodsen can't pull off!?!

Jill Zarin is the new face of KODAK

(What I will be doing tomorrow night-in case you want to stalk me)

Dr. Phil is a Creeper

So I'm sure you're all sick of Jon and Kate stories and who cares who slept with Dave Letterman (seriously WHO CARES) but now comes out a Dr. Phil story which is so disturbing I thought it was a joke.

For those of you who don't know-A woman has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court against Dr. Phil McGraw, two producers and another doctor in what she alleges is a case of false imprisonment, practicing without a license, indecent exposure, battery, fraud and more.

56-year old Shirley Rae Dieu, claims she was seeking therapy from Dr. Phil in his Hollywood office in 2007 when she allegedly was held captive and "forced to be in the same room with a completely live naked man while he exposed his entire naked body, genitals and all."

Dieu further alleges she was deprived of sleep and food, "brainwashed" and "subjected to edited tapings depicting her as a different personality other than her own." On Oct. 9, 2007, she claims Dr. Phil touched her left breast during a therapy session.

WHAT!?!

So I decided to see what kind of Medical licenses this guy has besides being recommended by Oprah and it turns out NONE! He doesn't have a license-period. Nor did he have one in the state of California according to this New York Times Blog:
"State medical ethics rules are not applicable, according to legal specialists, because Dr. McGraw is not a licensed therapist. He holds a Ph.D. in clinical psychology from North Texas State University and was licensed for 20 years in Texas, according to a spokeswoman at CBS, which airs his show. But he is no longer licensed in Texas, nor in California, where he now lives."

Ponder that!

My Life Would Suck Without You-Kelly Clarkson at Mohegan

Kelly Clarkson Covering Kings of Leon "Use Somebody"

Is anyone as obsessed as I am???

Loving the new Melrose Place and loving the PR girl, Ella aka Katie Cassidy. I smell a new FAVE!

Kelly Clarkson at Mohegan Sun

If only I could sing like Kelly Clarkson.....PS she should definitely do a concert of all covers. She covered Alanis Morisette, Kings of Leon, Patsy Kline (which was AMAZING!) and The Strokes.

I went to her concert over the weekend. Courtesy of Regan Communications.  www.regancomm.com

It was FANTASTIC! The girl has amazing talent and her covers were unbelievable! You can tell that she much more enjoys singing Blues type Music then the Since U Been Gone pop that we all love.

However, she is and always will be my favorite American Idol. She's on tour now-you should definitely check her out. Kelly Clarkson 2009 Tour Dates