A new product...Legendary Eyes

I was excited to try this new product, Legendary Eyes by Biotonix. It comes in a case with two packaged eye slices. When I opened up one of the packages I saw a green piece. It was very gooey and had an uncanny resemblance to a cucumber. So I thought why should I put this on my eye instead of a cucumber? I was eager to see the difference. I had to dab off the excess moisture with a napkin then I placed it on my eye. It was cold when I first put it on. Like really cold.  After a few seconds I started to adjust to the surprisingly cold temperature. I leaned back and relaxed on my couch and let the green, cold eye slices work its magic. I left them on for about 10 minutes. When I took them off I put them back in packages because the label said I could use one pair for a few uses. I then looked in the mirror to see if my face miraculously changed-it didn't. Though my skin did feel nice. The only downfall was that the liquid on the eye patch had a distinct smell which was left lingering on my face. After washing my face, the smell went away and my skin still felt refreshed.

 So would I use it again? If givin to me I would use them but otherwise I think a cucumber would do the job just fine. I do not know how much this retails for.